Season 2

June 13, 2025

18 - From Coldplay to Core Values: A Schmactors Redemption Arc

In this episode of Schmactors , James and Mark crack open a fresh six-pack of emotional baggage and Red Bull to revisit James’ Buffy-era fitness routine—spoiler alert: it involved starvation, rollerblading disasters, and enou...

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June 6, 2025

17 - Stage Fright, Buffy Reboot Buzz, and Velveeta Confessions

In this wildly emotional and hilariously revealing episode, James Marsters returns from the convention circuit with juicy Buffy reboot rumors (which he can't actually talk about). Meanwhile, Mark Devine contemplates the delic...

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May 30, 2025

16 - Adrenochrome, Hollywood Hell Parties, and The Beatles

This week on Schmactors, it’s time to zap into the void with a cattle prod, question your Beatle loyalty, and wonder aloud if David Caruso is still standing under that same damn porch light. Mark recounts the surreal politics...

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May 23, 2025

15 - Stage Kisses, Broken Noses, and the Ophthalmologist Conundrum

In this episode of Schmactors , James and Mark go from superhero vision exams to existential midlife meltdowns in under 40 minutes. First up: can Clark Kent’s ophthalmologist really be fooled by a pair of glasses? The guys sp...

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May 16, 2025

14 – Method Madness, Brass Knuckles, and Time Machines

This week on Schmactors, James and Mark dive into the psychological side effects of method acting, accidental hate-symbol cosplay, and the crushing guilt of being slightly less generous than your saint-like friends. From dial...

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May 9, 2025

13 - Deathbed Lies, Piano Dreams, and Climate Crimes

In this wildly unpredictable episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine dive headfirst into the philosophical, the musical, and the deeply absurd. From pondering whether Patrick Mahomes is the Mozart of football or...

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May 2, 2025

12 - Galaxies, Groupies, and the $30 Sandwich

In this episode of Schmactors, James Marsters and Mark Devine catch up on travel tales, revisit brushes with fame, and plunge headfirst into the black hole of existential curiosity. From James’ sticker-shock in Australia (tur...

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April 26, 2025

11 - Chug It, Brah: Dead Guys, Bad Plays, and Taco Butts

Welcome back to Schmactors ! Season 2 kicks off with James Marsters and Mark Devine diving straight into the fine art of… playing dead. Yep, it’s harder than it looks, and they’ve got the stories (and the scars) to prove it. ...

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